On the Platform

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SMALLER WOMAN, wearing a striped shirt, stands on a subway platform. Atop a trashcan next to her is a book: MCCALL’S BOOK OF WONDERFUL THINGS. She reaches for it, but at the same time, a homeless man reaches for it.

SMALLER WOMAN

Oh, sorry! You can have it.

The homeless man takes it and leafs through it. The woman watches out of the corner of her eye. He rips out several pages and starts wiping his butt with them.

A voice is heard:

VOICE

Hey stripes! What’s so funny?

She turns. Next to her, there is a larger woman wearing the same shirt.

VOICE

Nice ass, stripes!

The smaller woman checks out the woman next to her and seems to conclude he is speaking to her—not the other woman.

VOICE

I want me some of those titties!

The smaller woman looks down at her (flat) chest then at the larger woman, who is now smiling slightly behind her book.

VOICE

I want to ride those bony thighs, stripes!

Ah, now it’s likely her.

VOICE

I don’t even mind that perm!

WOMAN’S VOICE

SHUT UP, PERV!

A third woman appears, also in stripes. She is small but with large boobs. She has a terrible perm.

The train arrives.